WVU This Week July 25, 2012

Mark TwaiinQuote of the Week

 

"The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it."

Mark Twain

 

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***  A Birdie Told Me - Writing Markets

by Birdie

 

Underwired

http://www.underwiredmagazine.com/submission-guidelines-mainmenu-39.html

Essay Submissions

Underwired publishes personal essays (800-1200 words) every month and is always looking for new contributors. Essays should somehow relate to the chosen theme for the month and be on topics of interest to women. Underwired buys one-time rights, and payment is $100 (Please note that payment, along with a copy of published piece, is sent when checks are processed. This could take between 30-60 days. Please do not email within this time frame as they can not respond to all email inquiries due to the volume that they receive). All essays are considered on spec. Please be familiar with personal essay style of writing. Underwired does not accept submissions for fiction or poetry at this time. Have fun!

Please send submissions direct to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . Essays should be sent as an attachment as well as copied within the body of the email. Please include the month/theme that you are submitting for in the subject line. Submissions may also be sent snail mail to the attention of the Editor Underwired Magazine 455 S 4th St Suite 610 Louisville, Ky 40202. Essays will not be returned unless you include a self-addressed stamped envelope. Please include a brief bio with your submission. Essays that do not include a bio will not be considered! Deadlines are the 1st of the month for placement in the following month. Please see examples in bold at the top of this page. Underwired can not be held liable for the loss or damage of any work submitted for consideration. They reserve the right to edit for clarity and/or space. Please note: Due to the volume that they receive, they can not offer feedback. They have to consider many factors when selections are made, and a decline is not always reflective of a writer's style.

 

***Upcoming MFA Courses

MFA Courses are always free to annual, 3-year, and lifetime members.

 

Classes starting July 26 Registration ends July 28

MFA 214  Describing and Withholding

 

Classes starting August 2 Registration ends August 4

MFA 215 Reflection Tone and Pitch

 

Classes starting August 9 Registration ends August 11

MFA216 Voice and Style

 

Classes starting August 16 Registration ends August 18

MFA217 Magical Realism, Rules and How to Break Them

 

Classes starting August 23 Registration ends August 25

MFA218 Adding Humor to Fiction

 

Classes starting August 30 Registration ends September 1

MFA219 The Purpose and Practice of Revision

 

Classes starting September 6 Registration ends September 8

MFA 220  Editing and Polishing

 

Classes starting September 13 Registration ends September 15

MFA 102  Sentence Structures: Propositions, Subtext and Syntax

 

Classes starting September 20 Registration ends September 22

MFA 103  Creativity and the Cumulative Sentence

 

Classes starting September 27 Registration ends September 29

MFA 105  Sentences: Tough, Sweet, and Stuffy

 

 

***F2K Free Creative Writing Course

 

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***Upcoming WVU Classes

 

Classes Starting July 25
Registration ends July 28

F158 Beyond the Elements: Six Memos for the Next Millennium

F208 Writing the Screenplay – Part 2, Prerequisite F206

N140 Writing the Memoir

MFA303 Blank Verse Part 1

 

Classes Starting August 1
Registration ends August 4

B105 Punctuation, facilitated by Janet Smith

F102 Romance Writing Part B

N134 Writing and Marketing Magazine Articles

P114 Japanese Poetic Forms

N120 News Writing Part 1

 

Classes Starting August 8
Registration ends August 11

B138 Plotting the Plot

B111 Writers Way Part 3 facilitated by Janet Smith

F160 Lightness & Weight in Fiction

F253 Antiheroes

 

Classes Starting August 15
Registration ends August 18

B101 WVU Orientation, facilitated by Melissa Anne

F192 Writing Boosters - Plot Ideas

F164 The Single Effect Theory by Poe

F232 So, You Want to Build a Fictional World Do You? Part 3

 

Classes Starting August 22
Registration ends August 25

B115 Constructive Feedback,faciliatated by Melissa Anne

F120 The Fiction Query & Synopsis, facilitated by Charity Tahmaseb

F244 Writing the Mystery Short Story

P162 Poetry Triggers - Using Seasons as a Source of Inspiration

MFA301 Meter

 

Classes Starting August 29
Registration ends September 1

B116 Revising and Editing

F140 Short Story Workshop – Linear

L116 Virginia Woolf  1882-1941

P302 Lead or Silver? Revising Your Poems

 

Classes Starting September 5 
Registration ends September 8

B130 Basics to Create Dynamic Characters

F114 Doing It With Dialogue

F102 Romance Writing Part c

F204 Introduction to Screenwriting

N108 Writing Articles Part 1

 

Classes Starting September 12 
Registration ends September 15

C104 Comedy Writing: Working with Jokes

F174 Writing Boosters - Opposites #1

N122 News Writing Part 2

P168 Poetry Triggers - Using Points of View in Poetry Part 1

 

Classes Starting September 19 
Registration ends September 22

B101 WVU Orientation, facilitated by Melissa Anne

B164 Personification

F246 Writing Historical Fiction

N106 Writing Short Non-Fiction Part 2, Prerequisite Part 1

 

Classes Starting September 26 
Registration ends September 29

F255 Write Fright

F262 How to Write Killer Fiction

N142 Journal-Keeping

P166 Poetry Triggers - Line Breaks in Poetry

 

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